Skip to main content

Regina Bound And Home

 I did a Regina Road-trip yesterday, an old friend, his overgrown drooling dog, and me-slightly overgrown and drooling controlled. (Most of the time.)

We were on a quest to visit another old friend who is going through a divorce, a forced home sale, and life's accumulated shit all crashing at once.


I hadn't seen my friend from "the city of fun" since his uncles funeral at least fifteen years ago. He was a 'summer friend" in our village. One who spent most of his summer vacation at his grandparents house, next door to my other friend who was now driving the truck, and down to street from me. The proximity to a buddy next door meant that I was always a secondary friend, but one who, especially after we slid into our teens, became important to him. If you think back to your childhood you will remember that eventually too much exposure, to a person, a game, or Gilligan's Island, became boring and sometimes grating. When that happened between the two top buddies I was around to pick up the slack. The rebound.

We always managed to find some way to mess around. Booze, girls, old wrecks of cars. It was with my part time friend that I last smoked weed, at the stag of friend number 1. (I never did well on pot, my lungs couldn't take the smoke and my brain couldn't take the paranoia, so I decided at this event that alcohol, the vice and destruction of all of the men in my family, would become my wife, my vice and my life, at least until I was getting laid on a more regular basis.)


The drive was good, despite crappy coffee and stomach churning road food. We talked about years past, two older men reminiscing.  He updated me on the health problems of school mates, which was sobering.

"Remember her?

"Kinda."

"She has been in a wheelchair. Cindy texted Colleen who texted me to say that she had a heart attack. The brain scans say no activity."

"Oh...Bummer.  We complain but things could sure be worse."

"I saw Jay yesterday. M.S. He's in a wheelchair as well, pretty much immobilized."

"Jeezus. He has such a sharp mind. To be in that state must be devastating."

"Yup. I guess, like you said, things could always be worse."


What else can I say?  Our friend was stepping out of his truck, with a bag of groceries, when we arrived, Still 5 foot not so much, but the hair that was pulled behind his hat in a pony tail, the hair that used to be jet black, was now snow white. Add a beard of the same shade and my first and still lasting impression of him is as one of Santa's elves-which I, of course, told him right away.

"Fuck you.

Things change, but the important things stay the same.


He explained how he quit drinking 24 years ago, but he wasn't smart enough to quit smoking and now the emphysema has robbed him of 70 percent of his lung capacity. It was difficult watching him carry his bag, but he wouldn't accept help. Proud? Probably stubborn. Men of our generation were taught to be a pain in the ass.


The rest of the afternoon was spent with old man talk. Talk about cars and girls that we lusted after, some that we had, those that got away. (I'm talking cars. The girl talk was probably 10% truth and 90% bullshit, but it was still entertaining.) The dogs played in the huge back yard. The men actually peed in the bushes, like we used to.

"Remember when you could piss in eight seconds flat, zipper down to zipper up?"

"Yup! That damn swollen prostate."  (Don't be disgusted. You all will talk about your changes someday.)

 

We parted around 7:00, knowing we could talk all night but a three hour drive home was trying, hard on that prostate, and also the back, bones and brain.

I mentioned to our Regina friend, "the last time I saw you was at Cliff's....."

"That's our life these days. We only see each other at funerals."

"We need to change that."

"Yup."

 

Driving away I was asked "what do you think?"

I was overwhelmed by happiness, by sadness, by the shocking awareness of passing years of change. But my answer was short and two the point.

"It could always be worse. Not just for him, but for all of us."



Comments

Popular posts from this blog

DRIVING SASKATCHEWANDERERER STYLE (Episode 2)

  Continued from Dec 1, 2023 And it begins at number...   7 - Your wife's new car talks. The two of them are not ganging up on you. It only seems that way.    8 - Check the oil once in a while. If you can't see any on the dipstick you should add more than one liter.   If your dipstick is a dark colour, and you can feel oil on it but you can't see any, you should seriously consider an oil change. 9 - Burnouts are for dummies. What do you think that black tire smoke is doing to your lungs. Besides, have you seen the price of tires lately? If not you are probably due. Due for a shock. 10 - AMC Ramblers were a paradox. A car absolutely designed for hot, fumbling, teenage sex, that probably remained a virgin for as long as the owner did. (Through college.) 11 - Remember. I am the slowest thing on the highway, driving 10 km over the posted speed limit. I will always encourage you to pass, and even help by slowing down to let you pass quicker. There is a simple reason...

SUNDAY MORNING DEEP FREEZE CONTINUES

Coffee warms the soul and kick-starts the heart. The Yorkie, arrogant little turd that she is, never asks to come up on the couch. She will always invite herself, and then give me the look like I am the intruder. This morning she asked, coming to a perfect sit in front of me. Piercing my heart with those eyes that turn me into a puddle of gooey emotions. "Come up", I tapped the seat beside me. She has been cuddled up, covered by the blanket that is kept for such occasions. We sat together, the light from the kitchen drifting lazily into the living room. The salt lamp surrounds us in a candle-like glow. No phone. No TV. No screens. Just half an hour of man and dog fighting the cold, enjoying the mutual company and warmth. "The furnace is working hard this morning, Bud." I believe I heard a snore in reply. It's another sub-zero day in Redneck Flats Saskatchewan. I hope you are able to stay warm and safe, no matter where you may be.

THE KIDNEY STONE STORY (A Sermon From The Deck Special Edition)

  It was a dark and stormy night.... It was of course dark, as night seems to be around these parts. It wasn't stormy, but being January in Saskatchewan it was bloody cold. I remember going to the bathroom before bed, and noticing that my urine was darker than normal. "I need to drink more water." At three AM I was awoken by the worst pain in my life, combined with an urge to pee. I stumbled to the bathroom, but no pee was forthcoming, as the waves of pain washed over my body. I remember grabbing on to the sink, fighting the urge to black out from the pain, telling myself, over and over, "if you black out you will die. If you black out you will die.." And then common sense. "Honey, I may be dying. I need some help." She got me back to bed, assured me I was still among the living, and phoned the hospital. The nurse on duty knew what it was, prescribed Advil and said come in at 6AM. ("Take two Asprin and call me in the morning.") Let me explain...