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5:59 AM

I'm shivering under my horse blanket. The Yorkie has claimed her position on top of the blanket and between my legs, effectively pinning me. She snores loudly and contentedly.

I've been awake for an hour. Something must be nagging at my brain but I am not awake ENOUGH to understand what it could be.
Perhaps coffee will reveal all.

Five more minutes. Snore on Yorkie.


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