OFF TO THE RACES (Again)

Did I fall off the horse?

Yup, big time crash.

I could say I have been lazy. That wouldn't have been true.

I could say I have been busy. That is true, but it is no excuse.

When I started this blog I promised myself that I would write something, anything, everyday. Even if it was only a couple of words. A couple of sentences. Write to get in the habit and improve.

To improve.

The horse didn't throw me.

I was feeling cocky and I decided to ride (write) standing on it's back.

Even if your balance is good there are still low hanging branches.

Ouch.

It has been a long time but I crawled up on the gas barrel and onto the the back of ol' Dobbin today.

Instead of promising myself a Kentucky Derby win my writing will resume at a dude ranch pace.

A steady pace.

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