MAGA Woman (Please Don't Sue Me Burton And Randy)

MAGA woman

said get away ayy

MAGA woman

listen what I say ayy

Fake blonde

and frosted tips

Struttin' around with your inflatable lips

Coloured skin drives your pea brain wild

just like the orange pig faced man child

Now woman

do your worst

We'll never be

your 51st

(Guitar solo)

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